Monday, March 31, 2008

Echoes

father: becky what is your situation?
becky: situation??
father:well the whole of US is going down due to this "recession thing"
becky:yeah pa true..not good times
father:well looks like getting a job would be difficult
becky:yes pa
father:then why dont you..(interrupted)
becky:but not if ur good at what you do
father: i know ur good..but..(interrupted again)
becky:give me two weeks pa
father:well I have nothing more to tell you..I hate you for what I like you the most for..your outright overconfidence
becky:thanks pa...Ma never taught me to beat competition she always said "kill the competition"..ok talk to u later bye have HWs to catch
father:good night
---beep beep-----

Saturday, March 22, 2008

A Colourless Holi :o:o!!!

Advertisements, a handful of them just play in your mind lifelong. Like the Cadbury ad, or how bout the NECC anda ad or the dood dood ad from national diary India. Some ads just beg to differ, they are a class aside, they deviate from the norm, some of the ads are not meant to win mass appeal or to sell their product they just carry a strong meaningful message. This Holi I would like to share this advertisement, it shook me up. Beautiful!!! what innovation -what a way to drive a message.

Happy Holi spare a thought for the needful!!..they need YOU.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A to Z relearnt

A- Applied mathematics/Alpha
B-Bessel Functions
C-Continuous in space and Time/Caley Hamilton Theorem
D-Discrete/Delta Function
E- Eigen Function Expansion
F-Fourier Transform
G-Gauss Divergence theorem
H-Henkel Functions
I-Imaginary
J-Jacobians
K-Kronaker Delta
L-Lorentz attraction/Lagrange Mutipliers/Laplace Transforms
M-Multi connected domains
N-Newtonian differentiations
O-ODE
P-PDE
Q-Quasilinear
R-Runge-Kutta/Roots Test
S-Singularity/Similarity Solutions
T-Taylor Series Expansion
U-Undetermined Coefficients method to solve ODEs
V-Variation of Parameters method to solve ODEs
W-Wave Equation
X-
Y-YYZ-?
Z-Z-transform

ps: help me with x and y.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Illusionary es-SMILE

I know I dont know you..BUT
I know you are there somewhere....smiling :)
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Bhuvi Kenne Tumba, Mugilu Surida Muttina Gurutu
Nanna Yedeya Tumba, Avalu Banda Heggeya Gurutu
Hegge Gegge Aa Savi Saddu, Premanadavoo
Yede Mugilinalli, Rangu challi Nintalu Avalu
Baredu Hesaru Kamanabillu, Yenu Modeyoo :)

Friday, March 14, 2008

...hence we again divide

Today I suddenly found beauty/ an unexplainable bliss in SOLITUDE. I never got an opportunity to experience solitude 'cos Ive always had Friends friends and more friends. I'm really lucky when it comes to having friends I can proudly say Ive always had some of the best friends one could ask for. But at times especially the day before exams I always landed up in movie theaters alone. Today I wanted time for myself I wanted to make an important decision -decision on my career, because of late I seem to have points all over the ball park!!!-vague-hazy-unclear-so wanted all the time by myself. So with a Bentley's double shot latte I sat analyzing in the uni park. After giving a lot of thought I decided what I wanted. I wanted a job that involved theoretical Physics (tP), or even physics at any level. So I could later -if I decide to- continue my studies either in tP or in some 'math field'.

With a little coffee still left I witnessed a horrible sight. A homeless old person was picking and clearing a dust bin a small girl came near the bin saw him and just took off. The girl was horrified and moreover disgusted she just hid behind a tree till the old man left. All this reminded me of a song I used to listen so religiously once upon a time.

Its no different whether you are in the worlds richest country or in a developing country somethings just don't change. Its a reflection of humanities worst self developed tool-DIVISION.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Available only in the US of A

Two hours of flight journey, and with just USA Today forces you to read either sky mall magazine or the Hemisphere. I decided to quickly run through the products in Sky Mall- not surprisingly I came across some really 'kewl stuff '.

1. POOP freeze

Product Description: Just aim this instant freeze at the waste- liquefied gas chills the surface to -62C instantly hardening it for easy disposal.

Comment: You are still picking up shit..STUPID

2. Dog Dazer

Product Description: Protects you against hostile dogs whenever you might travel.Creates hostile uncomfortable high frequency sounds not audible to humans but audible to dogs.

Comment: Would have been a hit if it worked on your girl friend as well, either ways even if you forget your cell phone remember to carry your Dog Dazer hostile dogs are on the hunt :p..Morons

3.Water Bottle

Product Description: A water bottle that wont let you get dehydrated.

Comment: It has daily consumption goals, you can also set your target, temp display..really kewl and guess what u have a display saying empty when theres no water thats WOW..innovation in the right direction. Designed to last even when you've lost your sense of touch..slap that CEO!!!

Its just amazing how evolution works backwards, specially when it comes to brain development and application of thought.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Veiled

These are two true stories that were suggested by my friend. It made me smile all day today, and its events/stories like these that make me believe that theres still LIFE on this planet.


Story1

Story2

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Useless fact #1

During my breaks from research/studies/stickcricket my brain evaluates/gathers a lot of useless facts, so I have now decided have a counter for these facts :P

FACT: The Reynolds number for a bacteria say for a typical 2micro one is 10^-6, now u can be rest assured that a bacteria will never glide like a fish. Welcome to the world of very low Reynolds number.

For the ignorant world

Re=inertia force/viscous force

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Zapped



He is one cartoonist who has never disappointed me to date, he's smart intelligent and his paintings depict the shit we are into, and reminds us time and again that something is seriously wrong with this world. :)..something is really zappy bout him..check this cartoon out. Visit his gallery here .

Friday, February 22, 2008

Did you find a Similarity solution yet??

You might be good in what you do...
You might be a good programmer...
You might be a good manager...
You might be a good Charted Accountant..
You might be a good Doctor..
You might be a great Politician...a ecologist etc etc
but a REAL MAN deals with Applied Math....there is nothing beyond it once you conquer it :)

PS: As Dr.K put it in his fluids class - balls and applied math go together :)

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Glory Glory Man Utd!!!


After a disappointing derby loss recently, I never thought my team would put up such a show with arch rivals and present EPL leaders Arsenal in their last match which happened to be the round of a6s in the FA cup. The scoreline 4-0 says it all, with Rooney and Evra returning from suspensions it was looked a better team from the word go. Also with next match being away Champions league match with Lyon it made perfect sense when Alex made Hargreaves, Ronaldo and Gigs sit on the bench. The next match could be with the Blues in the Quarter Finals of the FA cup. And all I can say is BRING IT ON!!!----ONE UNITED

PS: It also gives us the edge now when we face Arsenal later during the end of the season...remember when Man Utd are in the chase to win consecutive EPLs its never over till the last day.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Feb the 23rd, 2008

No the worlds not going to end..no Armageddon...but a very important match is scheduled that day-23-02-08. Its between England and France, the English are in poor form but they have classy and seasoned players on the other hand the French have a very balanced functioning unit. Its going to be a interesting one-a nail biter. I hope its not as close as England's previous match which they won 23-18 with Italy. Dont at any cost miss this game . Its shaping up to be a very good 6-nations Rugby Tournament 2008.

A wonderful game, strong tactful game--Long Live Rugby.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

:)Loss:(

note to the world :You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.-GWH

Becky's Walk into nothingNESS


Sometimes when all you want to remember is - the good things about a person....
Sometimes when all you want to remember are the good times...
Times-now- when you know that you might hurt the other person....
The best thing to do is...
Walk away far....so far that when you turn back and wait for eternity you still wont see HER
All you want is HER to be happy and keep smiling ALWAYS

You're a genius Becky. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you

Becky: Oh feels like Sweet November :)

Monday, February 04, 2008

Nikis Bday gift 2008

With my Bday fast approaching I was thinking of gifting myself something that will remind me this Bday all my life. Usually I always gift my close friends something or the other but I never gift myself anything on my Bday. As a matter of fact I have bought just one jeans pant and a I guess a couple of t-shirts since my arrival to the USA. Its time that I cared more about myself :)than others has become my attitude.This egoistic approach in 2008 is scary at times. Anyways after giving it a lot of thought I have decided to gift myself this priceless book- Advanced Mathematical Models for Scientists and Engineers-Asymptotic Methods and Perturbation Theory by Bender and Orszag.
Cant wait to get my hands on it :)

www.amazon.com/Advanced-Mathematical-Methods-Scientists-Engineers/dp/0387989315

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Chota Recharge :)

---conversation----
frnd: niki man how u feeling..howz life treating you now?
me:When you think that weve used all our chances
And the chance to make everything right
Keep on making the same old mistakes
Makes untipping the balance so easy
living our lives on the edge
frnd: from this I conclude that you've got back to your old 100%
me: yup thats me...rem time waits for none :)
frnd: love your attitude
me: hee hee...thanks for checking..TC ciao byes

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Really ElectriF(L)YING




I always had my eyes on Audi's, the BMWs and of course the MERCs but all that changed when I saw this beauty. To start with -its an engineering marvel. This is what cutting edge technology really is. What I'm about to reveal is a completely 100% electric car!!..so what there are already electric cars that have done really...but my argument is is there a electric car that-
-can reach 0-60 mph in less than 4 secs
-give a 135 mpg equivalent
-drive you for just 2cents a mile..i guess the answer is no.

The TESLA Roadster is really a revelation a real STANDOUT thats wipes out its competition -oops theres no competition :).

http://www.teslamotors.com/

Friday, February 01, 2008

My addicTION


addiction- yes it is.....and now I'm sure Ill be hooked to this band for a long time to come-brilliant progressive stuff!!!

Heres a sampler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhGQ2cFTioY&feature=related

Sunday, January 27, 2008

FaDe To BlAcK


Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else....

This was the first song I learnt as a band member of MRP 40 and till today is one of my fav :) and wat a bassie cliff was..PHEW!!!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Walk the talk

Its great to take a walk with your closest old friend. Rekindle all memories, laugh for all the stupid things you did together. And to this add a clear sky with stars everywhere, and gentle breeze- phew one word HEAVEN!!!. Also not to leave behind THE crazy, weird, unexpected confessions she is ready to make followed by big big laughter and then your confession round starts. Me being me a parallel brain was set up and I began to think deeply about WALKING!!
Common the most common physical exercise if (I can put it that way) is walking.
So I questioned myself what in an Engineering sense is walking??

Ans) Well for me its an efficient way of spending energy and getting work done, also its nothing but conservation of energy. Why does your feet/muscle (not sure what the exact name of the muscle that is involved in walking :( ) get tired after a long long walk, its because your muscle is the part that takes into account the vertical and horizontal loses int o account as you walk. The loss in PE is compensated by your muscles. Thats my understanding I might be wrong-do you have a better ans then please reply-adios!