I DelvE

I have traveled across the Universe through the years..space and time against me..
To find HER
Sometimes going all the way is just another way saying
Its just the start!!!

WHO is=Perfect MaTcH

Well before I start this post, a small introduction about my Entropy Generation Minimization Prof Dr. Sobel- He is a Phd/Dr from from MIT..period. I dont think I need to say more.

Early-for my standards anything before noon- Monday morning after his class, I went to discuss about the paper we were planning to write on entropy analysis for my anode flow field. He, as usual gave certain guidelines and work to keep me busy for atleast a month :)...when discussing certain important issues he noticed that there was a voice message for him. He pressed the button, it was his wife; it said-'Hi honey have a question in math'..BEEP....

Seeing the curiosity on my face Dr Sobel said 'Nikesh' I know what you are thinking...its not a complicated (math) question ..trust me..' I then asked him if his wife was also from MIT, he grinned and said my wife cant add two numbers...This was something I never expected. With an astonished look on my face, I asked him if he married a 'non-engineer'.

This is what he told me ' Nikesh is there a law that says an engineer has to marry an engineer; she may not be the brightest kid , she may be 1/infinity times as good as you in Math, but her apple pies can melt even the best of brains!! she is a sweetheart..someone that many men dream of having in their lifetime'. This conversation immediately reminded me of my Dad..I always asked him 'Pa you are a Doc from one of the best Medical Schools in India what made you fall in love and eventually marry someone like Ma who has a major in Arts, and he used to say Niki its small imperfections and differences like these that make life so exciting , imagine if everything was perfect then there would be nothing to look for the next day. He always gave Ma half the credit for whatever he achieved , and he always concluded saying son trust your wife at least when it comes to Tax computations :)'

The probability of me finding my perfect match tends to zero, or even better I think I'm in a strong position to believe its zero :)..the reasons fall out as follows
->She should be a grl (this leaves me with half the humans on earth) P1
--->She should be an engineer (this leaves like what 0.000000.....1 the population of women)P2
----->At the time she should be between age 24-28 (divide the above number by 3, assuming the deaths from tom grow exponentially thanks t0 inefficient doctors :)--hi Pa)P3
------>She should appreciate fluids and heat transfer (divide the above number by an appropriate big number)P4
l..................
l............... }--Lots of other factors like Indian..short hair..blah blah.etc.
l......Pi

------->the biggest factor of course she has to be shorter than or equal to my height---->all of the above means..Pn
P(of grl becoming Nikis wife)=~O(p1*p2*p3*......*pn)

LIFE IS ALWAYS A TRADE-OFF

Phew!!!...back to design a hydrogen JT refrigeration system to remove 20W at 20 K...btw if anyone knows anything about JT systems help me I'm in Dire Straits as you can see.