Monday, March 10, 2008

Available only in the US of A

Two hours of flight journey, and with just USA Today forces you to read either sky mall magazine or the Hemisphere. I decided to quickly run through the products in Sky Mall- not surprisingly I came across some really 'kewl stuff '.

1. POOP freeze

Product Description: Just aim this instant freeze at the waste- liquefied gas chills the surface to -62C instantly hardening it for easy disposal.

Comment: You are still picking up shit..STUPID

2. Dog Dazer

Product Description: Protects you against hostile dogs whenever you might travel.Creates hostile uncomfortable high frequency sounds not audible to humans but audible to dogs.

Comment: Would have been a hit if it worked on your girl friend as well, either ways even if you forget your cell phone remember to carry your Dog Dazer hostile dogs are on the hunt :p..Morons

3.Water Bottle

Product Description: A water bottle that wont let you get dehydrated.

Comment: It has daily consumption goals, you can also set your target, temp display..really kewl and guess what u have a display saying empty when theres no water thats WOW..innovation in the right direction. Designed to last even when you've lost your sense of touch..slap that CEO!!!

Its just amazing how evolution works backwards, specially when it comes to brain development and application of thought.

4 comments:

Natasha said...

haha awesome stuff. you sure kept yourself busy with the magazine. I like the dog dazer :P

Natasha said...

how much was it? :D hehehe

niki said...

@nat-yes I'm working on a similar one ur going to be my test specimen :d:d

and its just 59$ :o:o
there is a deluxe dog dazer for an additional 10$

Czar said...

Hee! Trippy shite maga...