Mother Russia

Why is it fun to work with Russians??

a) They have tons and tons of jokes on their moms and also your mom if you take it in the right spirit.

b) N-After checking twice I approach Valdamir (changed name of course- also if I may add he's a double Phd and tech head for my RF group). I think we can get a better fit and more accurate results if we use this distribution with this as our new CF limits etc etc, V-you are a rookie and you are correcting a man who has served for almost 10 yrs. Bring it here..N- grr (hesitating) well I might be wrong V- You know what this looks impressive let me double check it!! Mutters in Russian ok seems good. Jokes a bit. ok you learn very fast; opens his drawer ..go ahead take a sip of this aged Vodka...N- 10 MIN later well you can appreciate vodka only if you have good fat tire . Yes lets call it a day and have some well deserved early beer. V- sounds like a plan!!

V-Joking on girls, you know my ex wife that !@#** blah blah..whats with you young gun??

N-I always say this Valdamir, this is real man ' Love makes the world go around. booze makes it go around twice as fast'.

V- Your humour is something useful for this company

N-hahaha..I wont complain if I get paid for telling joke a day everyday!!
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I love mother Russia

What do I care?

What does 'I care' mean??
Does it mean call her, every day?
Does it mean call her, every week?..Call her every fortnight-monthly??
SMS-ing her frequently
Hold her, make her rest on your shoulders??
All this is just pretentious, facetious ...etc
For me caring about someone has a whole different meaning.
Its actually making the person feel that you are there for her no matter what the situation is. Its actually making the person feel secure, make her feel she can conquer her deepest fears, make her strong, confident.

Yes, I'm me and I'm different, I cant be like that ordinary ass!@**

Got this song yesterday by email , has been my anthem since!!



Lifehouse Lyrics
Whatever It Takes Lyrics

It happened to me

hahaha..so true

Shut up *****

Is she annoying, Is she getting on your nerves, Is she acting stupid, acting smart,wacky??

Want to shut her up!!!

Here's how---->

I think when you were young they put the diaper on your face, because thats where all the crap was coming from!!!

Hahahaha

KA-05-P-9205

Yes thats my Accent car, I have tons and tons of memories with that car.

Last week, all week I was revisiting all the good and bad memories I had with my car. Dad told me he sold the car after it had some major problem that could not be corrected. I was really low. My car has done everything, trips to Goa, countless trips to Barista, dropped people to airports took me and D2 to college religiously everyday, transported band drum kit time and time again, moved guitars from meetus to duis house and back to my house,has taken so many couples to their dates,drives, concerts,pubs,clubs...just like some people no matter how much you hurt them they never abuse/hurt you back same holds with my car no matter how many accidents it witnessed it never failed and let me down.

I will miss my car!!

:) Smile

Cant wait to watch this flick. Feels heartwarming just looking at the trailer, I love movies that take you on an emotional coaster ride but has a happy ending.

Sample Lyrics of the song that plays in the background.

I never thought that I had any more to give
Pushing me so far here I am without you
Drink to all that we have lost, mistakes that we have made
Everything will change, love remains the same

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What matters is-
Is she happy??
With or without you.....after all; all you ever wanted is her to keep smiling...yup.

Rain in Spain

June 22 does it ring a bell??
Its one day you want to cancel in your calendar and blackberry's if you are a Spain football supporter. They have lost three big I mean really big matches on Jun 22 , and to add salt to injury they lost matches on penalty shoot outs. To Belgium in 1986 World Cup, to England in Euro 1996 (of all the teams the last team you want to lose on penalties is England :)) then to hosts S.Korea in World Cup 2002.

So with odds heavily bet against them it was one setup I dint wanna miss, in fact postponed all my shopping and snowboarding with colleagues to next weekend to witness this perfectly set match between Italy (the world champions) and Spain.

When the match started, it seemed that Italy were playing 0-0 draw from the word go, and then hope for the best keeper Buffon to save them . But you have to give credit to the Italians for their man to man marking, flawless they have more than perfected this technique. The Spain on the other hand looked more determined and wanted to wrap the game in 90 min or in extra time.They enjoyed ball possession for over 65%, they looked likely winners.

The June 22 jinx would continue for Spain as they missed very close goals and atleast two penalty decisions going against them. Spain's brave moves and attacks just could not break the seal and the match headed into penalties. And finally Gladiators silenced their critics by winning the match.

Sport is a great teacher, countless lessons can be learnt from a single match. There is nothing like a bad day, I have so many friends complaining to me about a particular number, day, date, time etc that are bad for them due to past events. Forget the past its over, do something you have control on, fight and savor your victory. If you ask me there is no better feeling than winning a battle when the odds are against you. Be dedicated, focused, dream, be honest to yourself,love,live and see for yourself if there is a stopping force. There won't be any.

Fortune favors the brave, time and again!!

You can Succeed and LIVE only when you Conquer your fears

Felicitación España !!

Realization

Dad-Regret?
What's a life? if you can't laugh at/about yourself..son

Yes he is my suber smooth Pa!!!

Pangea Day Again

HaHahaha

******

Excellent

'Dis is Equlibrium

Disequilibrium

I was talking to my friend, she said why does this (incident not purposefully) happen.

Anyone who knows me well will know this "Anything and everything happens for an Engineering reason/cause" so I told her this -she din't quite get me. She said just when everything looks fine, settled, stable and when we assume this state to the norm something interrupts and everything is back to being abnormal. My answer for this was "Change is the only permanent thing", this never had a impact probably because the statement was a cliche.

Now I put my thinking hat on, told her as engineers we should like being unstable. Common dude she said don't confuse this already drained brain. I said no this is true, something useful (I meant work) happens only when there arises a mismatch. For example I told - there can only be a force if there is a mismatch in acceleration. There can be a fluid flow if there is an inequity in pressure (high pressure to low pressure). Similarly for heat flow we need mismatch in temperatures. We hate Equilibrium so much as engineers, in fact, whenever the system is in harmony with its surrounding we say the system is at DEAD state, meaning its not useful anymore. Even in Life, there is excitement only when there is disequilibrium. Being stable is getting monotonous and is boring.

Everything fails- Unix systems fail, your Windows programs hang regularly, relationships break, leaves fall, sun sets etc all this creates nothing but disequilibrium in our lives, this is what makes life uncertain and exciting.

All you have to do is reboot and restart your machine next day. You know something better is about to happen.

So much for asking Wats up? phew!!!

Brain Pause...Still Mind

Its not Switzerland, its not Ireland its not Amsterdam no its not Notting Hill. Its the garden behind my house!! Its even better when its moonlit. Time to get a SLR :) ..yes I'm not all calculus :)

Yeah!!

Finally

Re..Visit

Caught in time I had infinite space on my hands!!... I felt I had just separated space and time. I could see time. An additional sense an additional dimension, curvatures, frightening , bold and changing in space -constant in time. But it soon broke at a point, is it discrete? I asked myself but what is continuous anyways if everything can be continually broken into smaller and smaller intervals. How do I analyze this pattern I thought , it then struck me I had time on my hands. Vivid it stays cemented in my head. Conceptually lost!!

C'mon

I hate women who see the hinges attached to a door, and still fail to understand whether to push or pull the door.

Nunc est Bibendum!!

Like ME

When asked about life, heres the perfect answer-

You know life is like a train. It's bearing down on you, and guess what? It's gonna hit you! So you can either start running when it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and just watch it come!

~Eric

Double

Yes me and my team have done, we've done the double. Congrats ManUnited- EPL Title holders and Europe Champions!!!. Its bees an awesome 2008, its strange that my team success always compliments MY success. Every time!!

PS: This post is a special dedication to my Arsenal friends Bharatram, Suzy, Deepak, Yogi and Duis. :)

Earth!!

Earth!!---whats that??

Let this not be the question we ask in 50 yrs

Do your part to save it :)

5 hrs non stop :o
Thank You :)

So I Think I Can Dance

This is what inspires me to Dance now.

This is what inspired me to Dance back then.

If theres something Ive not considered/taken seriously, its my Dancing. I promise I will give Foxtrot a shot.

She said I'm a _____

Useless Fact 4

Interesting

In-deed

What we do to others determines who we are.
Actions do have reactions, I hope you remember your physics-son!!
~Dad


Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.

~George Eliot

Finally!!

Yes I'm counting days here, thats true just a couple of weeks to graduate. But screw that part!!.

How does it feel when one of your long time pending 'to do' in the 'to do list' is about to get erased. Something more than ecstatic I'm sure. Finally my prayers have been answered. Maidens biggest fan will get his sounds due LIVE on May 26th in Phoenix. We just booked tickets and I cat tell you how happy I'm right now!!

Lets end with a cliche~ UP THE IRONS

A quick quip

Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country. Stalin says, "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue." "Why blue?" Putin asks. "Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."

In Math I Trust

......(after 1 hr of intense math) we now find that our solution is singular in x. Does this ruin everything that we've done so far?? We've come so far after setting up the problem beautifully and solving, did we screw up??...But Calculus has a mind that is too intelligent to let us down, lets try and find the drag force...(after integration of the singular solution)we find that the singularity that bothered us just seconds back has disappeared. Now your boss!! is happy, an analytical brain wins yet again!!

~Dr. Kerschen

there is no better feeling, compared to the feeling you experience when you understand Boundary Layer theory!! trust me
to math and fluids!!!
expect more fluids related posts today!!!

Moscow 2008

Yes WE have done it. Now only a weak Chelsea can prevent my team from repeating 1999 heroics. This is the GOAL that took us there, what a player what a goal!!!!
Red Devils...yes. All other teams have a lot to learn...LEARN!!!

Li(o)ve

-To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

~William Parrish (Meet Joe Black)

hmmm...

Intellectual Compatibility
....for sure :)

liar LIAR!!!

Shut Up ......grrrr

At a coffee shop at the counter

lady1-hi can I have a big Cafe Latte
lady2:sure it comes in short, tall and grade
lady1-no I guess Big will do
lady2:you mean tall
lady1-ya big
lady2:see if this is OK (shows the tall cup)
lady1-hmm can iI have Big
lady2:shows the grande size cup
lady1-no I guess Big will do
...........
lady2:mam!!..phew
lady1: oh can I have a tall Chai Latte instead
me-WTF!!! fuck** moron....I hope she dies!!!

Tagged it seems!!

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?

CloverField just saw it, amazing -liked it. But had a headache thanks to the chaotic camera.

2. What book are you reading
Men of Mathematics- ET bell. Loving every page of it. And of course also my daily daily dose of Dr Kreschens fluids notes.

3. Favorite board game?
Snakes and ladders still remember the feeling when I used to get bitten by the snake at 97 and used to fall down all the way to 28

4. Favorite magazine?
India Today/ RSJ

5. Favorite smells?
Love the smell when I get into coffee shops.

6. Favorite sounds?
Any thing Maiden-ish or DT-ish

7. Worst feeling in the world?
When you do something really 'novel' report it to your advisor, then he laughs telling you that this was done in the 1920s..grrr hate it

8. What is the first thing you think/say of when you wake up?
Fuck the sun :x

9. Favorite fast food place?
SLV jsut a walk from my house, used to be our band hang out after practice. The best Dosas and Rava Idly you can ever have. Heaven absolute bliss

10. Future child’s name?
Girl - Julia Boy-Robert

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?”
Still be the same

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
I'm a guy..!@#$face

13. Storms - cool or scary?
Scary, because its one hell of a turbulent model!!!

14. Favorite drink?
KF Strong. Ella OK Cool drink yake??

15. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would….”?
Think a little more

16. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
What it is??

17. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
RED!!

18. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Bengaluru, Tucson

19. Favorite sports to watch?
Hockey and Football..go ManU

20. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
Natacha
A fine girl, or should I say a fine woman :). One of the most soft spoken and kind-est girls ive met, add to this she is extremely brainy!!..to add more- very good companion for movies concerts..to add more and more..hmm i hope you get the sarcasm here!! :)

21. What’s under your bed?
A chemistry book that I hate

22. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
No I want to be reborn as a girl, want to know how it feels to be that complicated..really!!!

23. Morning person, or night owl?
Can never get up early and can never sleep late

24. Over easy, or sunny side up?
WTF

25. Favorite place to relax?
Ma's lap can sleep for hours.

26. Favorite pie?
Lets not get into this :)

27. Favorite ice cream flavor?
DBC- Death By Chocolate

28. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
None. No ones jobless!!!! here

Useless Fact 3

The river meandering is due to secondary flows, and if I may add its due to fluid distortion caused by vortex stretching.

Proof: Look at a 'new' (relatively new river=50-60 yrs old) and compare it with a very old river (may be like 400 yrs old), you will know what I'm taking.

New River
Old River

Again for the ignorant world: Vortex Stretching= (w.grad(u))

My Day Starts with..

http://dilbert.com/most_popular/

:)

When a black man steals a chicken he lands up in Jail.
When a white man steals bombs he gets into Congress

~Denzel Washington~The Great Debaters

Homage

The man who almost changed science and our way thinking.

Thank you SIR.

Link

Give

Yes!!!, its true some of us have a Reason and an even stronger Will to LIVE.
Lets live and let live folks.
Lets help fill the emptiness
Help people WIN
Lets make LOVE find the needy..before its all too late

Spring Fling-thing

The plan-one call
The drive-$3
Parking-$1
Caramel Apple Candy-$1.6
Cotton Candy Flavored Candy-free!!!
The fear in Her eyes when she sat in the vertical drop-Priceless

There are somethings money cant buy :)

Uplifting Gyan

To my Dear Friend

Loss does not necessarily translate to defeat
In every defeat there is a lesson that is learnt
Its left to you, to either choose the dough nut or choose the hole
Give time a fair chance
Give yourself another chance for someone real to fill your space
Behind all this Fate plays its part
A part all too complicated, right now
But when you look back it will remind you that it was always fighting for/with you

Say this to yourself, and I'm sure you will Smile

All thats well Ends well :)


Now that you are feeling better go get a KF strong!!!!

Adjective Erudition

What a(eh!!) SONG.

Mischievous, brilliant, deceitful, artful, covert, guileful, elusive, wily..run out of adjectives now.

Killer to play on the guitar, and impress your girl ;).

And for all you low lives who cannot play the guitar :) enjoy the lyrics, steamy I can add for sure.

Conspectus summarized ... :-

What was GOD doing before he made the world?
--->Was he preparing Hell for people who asked such questions.

Abstract from Origin of the Universe.

'Useless' Fact 2

To call the fact that follows as useless, would be a crime. Never the less I just happen to have useless in the title for a reason beyond me!!!

Everyone is aware of microwaves, if you unaware of microwaves then its 'the light you see in your microoven'.

It is proved that there exists a faint background of continuous (not sure if its continuous) microwaves througout space. These waves are so weak that it would heat your pizza only to -271C, not enough to even defrost your pizza let alone cooking it.

This evidence of microwaves disproved the very fact that the UNIVERSE (reader free to assume his/her own interpretation of the word Universe) is constant in time.

Telugu in its Purest Form

One of my fav Illayaraja songs

Ninnu kOri varanam

ninnu kOri varanam varanam
sarE sarE kalisE nee nayanam nayanam
kurikina vaagallE
tOlakari kavitallE
talapulu kadhilEnE
chelimadi virisEnE
ravikula raghuraama anudinamu

ninnu kori

vuDikinchE chilakamma ninnurinchE
vOlikinchE andhallE aaladinchE
muthyaala bandhaalE neekandhinchE
achaTlu muchaTlu taalasinchE
mOjullOna chinnadhi neevE kaanu anadhi
kallalE vindhu chEsanE
neetO pundhu kOranE
puTTaallani nee tODu chErindilE ee naaDu sarasaku

ninnu kori

ee veena meeTEdi neevE nanTa
naa talapu naa valapu needE nanTa
paruvaala paradaalu teesEpooTa
kalavaali karagaali neelO nanTa
palikinchaali swagatham
panDinchaali jeevitam
neeku naaku ee kshanam
kaaniraaga sangamam
nee gnypakam naa lOnE saagEnulE ee vEla sarasaku

ninnu kori

Echoes

father: becky what is your situation?
becky: situation??
father:well the whole of US is going down due to this "recession thing"
becky:yeah pa true..not good times
father:well looks like getting a job would be difficult
becky:yes pa
father:then why dont you..(interrupted)
becky:but not if ur good at what you do
father: i know ur good..but..(interrupted again)
becky:give me two weeks pa
father:well I have nothing more to tell you..I hate you for what I like you the most for..your outright overconfidence
becky:thanks pa...Ma never taught me to beat competition she always said "kill the competition"..ok talk to u later bye have HWs to catch
father:good night
---beep beep-----

A Colourless Holi :o:o!!!

Advertisements, a handful of them just play in your mind lifelong. Like the Cadbury ad, or how bout the NECC anda ad or the dood dood ad from national diary India. Some ads just beg to differ, they are a class aside, they deviate from the norm, some of the ads are not meant to win mass appeal or to sell their product they just carry a strong meaningful message. This Holi I would like to share this advertisement, it shook me up. Beautiful!!! what innovation -what a way to drive a message.

Happy Holi spare a thought for the needful!!..they need YOU.

A to Z relearnt

A- Applied mathematics/Alpha
B-Bessel Functions
C-Continuous in space and Time/Caley Hamilton Theorem
D-Discrete/Delta Function
E- Eigen Function Expansion
F-Fourier Transform
G-Gauss Divergence theorem
H-Henkel Functions
I-Imaginary
J-Jacobians
K-Kronaker Delta
L-Lorentz attraction/Lagrange Mutipliers/Laplace Transforms
M-Multi connected domains
N-Newtonian differentiations
O-ODE
P-PDE
Q-Quasilinear
R-Runge-Kutta/Roots Test
S-Singularity/Similarity Solutions
T-Taylor Series Expansion
U-Undetermined Coefficients method to solve ODEs
V-Variation of Parameters method to solve ODEs
W-Wave Equation
X-
Y-YYZ-?
Z-Z-transform

ps: help me with x and y.

Illusionary es-SMILE

I know I dont know you..BUT
I know you are there somewhere....smiling :)
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Bhuvi Kenne Tumba, Mugilu Surida Muttina Gurutu
Nanna Yedeya Tumba, Avalu Banda Heggeya Gurutu
Hegge Gegge Aa Savi Saddu, Premanadavoo
Yede Mugilinalli, Rangu challi Nintalu Avalu
Baredu Hesaru Kamanabillu, Yenu Modeyoo :)

...hence we again divide

Today I suddenly found beauty/ an unexplainable bliss in SOLITUDE. I never got an opportunity to experience solitude 'cos Ive always had Friends friends and more friends. I'm really lucky when it comes to having friends I can proudly say Ive always had some of the best friends one could ask for. But at times especially the day before exams I always landed up in movie theaters alone. Today I wanted time for myself I wanted to make an important decision -decision on my career, because of late I seem to have points all over the ball park!!!-vague-hazy-unclear-so wanted all the time by myself. So with a Bentley's double shot latte I sat analyzing in the uni park. After giving a lot of thought I decided what I wanted. I wanted a job that involved theoretical Physics (tP), or even physics at any level. So I could later -if I decide to- continue my studies either in tP or in some 'math field'.

With a little coffee still left I witnessed a horrible sight. A homeless old person was picking and clearing a dust bin a small girl came near the bin saw him and just took off. The girl was horrified and moreover disgusted she just hid behind a tree till the old man left. All this reminded me of a song I used to listen so religiously once upon a time.

Its no different whether you are in the worlds richest country or in a developing country somethings just don't change. Its a reflection of humanities worst self developed tool-DIVISION.

Available only in the US of A

Two hours of flight journey, and with just USA Today forces you to read either sky mall magazine or the Hemisphere. I decided to quickly run through the products in Sky Mall- not surprisingly I came across some really 'kewl stuff '.

1. POOP freeze

Product Description: Just aim this instant freeze at the waste- liquefied gas chills the surface to -62C instantly hardening it for easy disposal.

Comment: You are still picking up shit..STUPID

2. Dog Dazer

Product Description: Protects you against hostile dogs whenever you might travel.Creates hostile uncomfortable high frequency sounds not audible to humans but audible to dogs.

Comment: Would have been a hit if it worked on your girl friend as well, either ways even if you forget your cell phone remember to carry your Dog Dazer hostile dogs are on the hunt :p..Morons

3.Water Bottle

Product Description: A water bottle that wont let you get dehydrated.

Comment: It has daily consumption goals, you can also set your target, temp display..really kewl and guess what u have a display saying empty when theres no water thats WOW..innovation in the right direction. Designed to last even when you've lost your sense of touch..slap that CEO!!!

Its just amazing how evolution works backwards, specially when it comes to brain development and application of thought.

Veiled

These are two true stories that were suggested by my friend. It made me smile all day today, and its events/stories like these that make me believe that theres still LIFE on this planet.


Story1

Story2

Useless fact #1

During my breaks from research/studies/stickcricket my brain evaluates/gathers a lot of useless facts, so I have now decided have a counter for these facts :P

FACT: The Reynolds number for a bacteria say for a typical 2micro one is 10^-6, now u can be rest assured that a bacteria will never glide like a fish. Welcome to the world of very low Reynolds number.

For the ignorant world

Re=inertia force/viscous force

Zapped

He is one cartoonist who has never disappointed me to date, he's smart intelligent and his paintings depict the shit we are into, and reminds us time and again that something is seriously wrong with this world. :)..something is really zappy bout him..check this cartoon out. Visit his gallery here .

Did you find a Similarity solution yet??

You might be good in what you do...
You might be a good programmer...
You might be a good manager...
You might be a good Charted Accountant..
You might be a good Doctor..
You might be a great Politician...a ecologist etc etc
but a REAL MAN deals with Applied Math....there is nothing beyond it once you conquer it :)

PS: As Dr.K put it in his fluids class - balls and applied math go together :)

Glory Glory Man Utd!!!

After a disappointing derby loss recently, I never thought my team would put up such a show with arch rivals and present EPL leaders Arsenal in their last match which happened to be the round of a6s in the FA cup. The scoreline 4-0 says it all, with Rooney and Evra returning from suspensions it was looked a better team from the word go. Also with next match being away Champions league match with Lyon it made perfect sense when Alex made Hargreaves, Ronaldo and Gigs sit on the bench. The next match could be with the Blues in the Quarter Finals of the FA cup. And all I can say is BRING IT ON!!!----ONE UNITED

PS: It also gives us the edge now when we face Arsenal later during the end of the season...remember when Man Utd are in the chase to win consecutive EPLs its never over till the last day.

Feb the 23rd, 2008

No the worlds not going to end..no Armageddon...but a very important match is scheduled that day-23-02-08. Its between England and France, the English are in poor form but they have classy and seasoned players on the other hand the French have a very balanced functioning unit. Its going to be a interesting one-a nail biter. I hope its not as close as England's previous match which they won 23-18 with Italy. Dont at any cost miss this game . Its shaping up to be a very good 6-nations Rugby Tournament 2008.

A wonderful game, strong tactful game--Long Live Rugby.

:)Loss:(

note to the world :You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.-GWH

Becky's Walk into nothingNESS

Sometimes when all you want to remember is - the good things about a person....
Sometimes when all you want to remember are the good times...
Times-now- when you know that you might hurt the other person....
The best thing to do is...
Walk away far....so far that when you turn back and wait for eternity you still wont see HER
All you want is HER to be happy and keep smiling ALWAYS

You're a genius Becky. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you

Becky: Oh feels like Sweet November :)

Nikis Bday gift 2008

With my Bday fast approaching I was thinking of gifting myself something that will remind me this Bday all my life. Usually I always gift my close friends something or the other but I never gift myself anything on my Bday. As a matter of fact I have bought just one jeans pant and a I guess a couple of t-shirts since my arrival to the USA. Its time that I cared more about myself :)than others has become my attitude.This egoistic approach in 2008 is scary at times. Anyways after giving it a lot of thought I have decided to gift myself this priceless book- Advanced Mathematical Models for Scientists and Engineers-Asymptotic Methods and Perturbation Theory by Bender and Orszag.
Cant wait to get my hands on it :)

www.amazon.com/Advanced-Mathematical-Methods-Scientists-Engineers/dp/0387989315

Chota Recharge :)

---conversation----
frnd: niki man how u feeling..howz life treating you now?
me:When you think that weve used all our chances
And the chance to make everything right
Keep on making the same old mistakes
Makes untipping the balance so easy
living our lives on the edge
frnd: from this I conclude that you've got back to your old 100%
me: yup thats me...rem time waits for none :)
frnd: love your attitude
me: hee hee...thanks for checking..TC ciao byes

Really ElectriF(L)YING

I always had my eyes on Audi's, the BMWs and of course the MERCs but all that changed when I saw this beauty. To start with -its an engineering marvel. This is what cutting edge technology really is. What I'm about to reveal is a completely 100% electric car!!..so what there are already electric cars that have done really...but my argument is is there a electric car that-
-can reach 0-60 mph in less than 4 secs
-give a 135 mpg equivalent
-drive you for just 2cents a mile..i guess the answer is no.

The TESLA Roadster is really a revelation a real STANDOUT thats wipes out its competition -oops theres no competition :).

http://www.teslamotors.com/

My addicTION

addiction- yes it is.....and now I'm sure Ill be hooked to this band for a long time to come-brilliant progressive stuff!!!

Heres a sampler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhGQ2cFTioY&feature=related

FaDe To BlAcK

Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else....

This was the first song I learnt as a band member of MRP 40 and till today is one of my fav :) and wat a bassie cliff was..PHEW!!!

Walk the talk

Its great to take a walk with your closest old friend. Rekindle all memories, laugh for all the stupid things you did together. And to this add a clear sky with stars everywhere, and gentle breeze- phew one word HEAVEN!!!. Also not to leave behind THE crazy, weird, unexpected confessions she is ready to make followed by big big laughter and then your confession round starts. Me being me a parallel brain was set up and I began to think deeply about WALKING!!
Common the most common physical exercise if (I can put it that way) is walking.
So I questioned myself what in an Engineering sense is walking??

Ans) Well for me its an efficient way of spending energy and getting work done, also its nothing but conservation of energy. Why does your feet/muscle (not sure what the exact name of the muscle that is involved in walking :( ) get tired after a long long walk, its because your muscle is the part that takes into account the vertical and horizontal loses int o account as you walk. The loss in PE is compensated by your muscles. Thats my understanding I might be wrong-do you have a better ans then please reply-adios!

Straight from the Gita

1)Instead of asking GOD why ME for all the troubles
YOU should ask
Why ME for the blessings
Always counts yoour blessings and not your trobles

2)Success should never come at the cost of hurting others.

3)To HURT is not an option :)

Stolen Lyrics

Face to face
We'll wake yet another day
With hope in our hearts
Embrace this shade of Grey
This pleasant shade of Grey :)

Shock-mathematically a sudden piece of perturbation

There are great mathematicians, and there are great physicists, there was and will always be a conflict between the two. With math you can prove anything and everything but your physics should support it, only then will it make sense to the common man.
One of the worlds greatest physicists had this to say----
"I dot believe in mathematics"
and this was said by none other than Albert Einstein.
But for me mathematics is the most original and greatest creation of human spirit :)

PS: If you know your math you will know the answer to this one--->

1)What is the fourier transform of exp^(x)..simple rt
try this
2)What is the fourier transform of exp^exp(x) :)

Reflectivity :)

In every adverse situation you have an equal or greater opportunity to learn.

Intermittent Smiles

Time does not wait for nobody
14 days filled with bliss
Time moved at its own fast pace
Sometimes all you need is time to freeze
A special thanks to all my friends who made this fortnight happen!!!
Miss you all

NOte: 2008 here I come :)..yipeeeeeeeeee

Partial -Differential -Life :)

People who know me would have heard me say that anything and everything in life is a grand mathematical setup.
Your own personal life is a delta function a Dirac Delta function think it over, you hit a peak and all of a sudden at times you hit rock bottom.
Your life is good peaceful happy behaves as a very good continuous/differentiable -analytic function till you hit a difficulty -mathematically you now have a singularity in the area of interest(Life).....a general solution exists for all of these problems/functions----to keep smiling

Should I or Shoud She or Should WE??

Sometimes you are so confused in life, and its times like these you are influenced by other people. Especially if the other person can relate to what you are talking and if she/he quotes examples/situations which are very very similar to whats happening in your life. And all of a sudden you are drawn into what others are saying and you are now left with
a)Ignore them-say to yourself whatever it is; the case is always different irrespective as to however similar it may appear
b) HEAR - try and implement something positive
c)LISTEN-do the same thing what they did, esp if they are feeling really good after what they did.
To further narrow these choices requires time just for yourself, will power and courage. Whatever decisions you might take may be the right ones or wrong ones, but then if you made that choice never look back and never regret. As we all by now would have realized LIFE GOES ON.

What are we thinking???

We dont have a ENERGY Crisis...
I think we have a EXERGY crisis....

Seriously think bout IT!!!

I guess our approach so far has been STUPID!!!!

I DelvE

I have traveled across the Universe through the years..space and time against me..
To find HER
Sometimes going all the way is just another way saying
Its just the start!!!

WHO is=Perfect MaTcH

Well before I start this post, a small introduction about my Entropy Generation Minimization Prof Dr. Sobel- He is a Phd/Dr from from MIT..period. I dont think I need to say more.

Early-for my standards anything before noon- Monday morning after his class, I went to discuss about the paper we were planning to write on entropy analysis for my anode flow field. He, as usual gave certain guidelines and work to keep me busy for atleast a month :)...when discussing certain important issues he noticed that there was a voice message for him. He pressed the button, it was his wife; it said-'Hi honey have a question in math'..BEEP....

Seeing the curiosity on my face Dr Sobel said 'Nikesh' I know what you are thinking...its not a complicated (math) question ..trust me..' I then asked him if his wife was also from MIT, he grinned and said my wife cant add two numbers...This was something I never expected. With an astonished look on my face, I asked him if he married a 'non-engineer'.

This is what he told me ' Nikesh is there a law that says an engineer has to marry an engineer; she may not be the brightest kid , she may be 1/infinity times as good as you in Math, but her apple pies can melt even the best of brains!! she is a sweetheart..someone that many men dream of having in their lifetime'. This conversation immediately reminded me of my Dad..I always asked him 'Pa you are a Doc from one of the best Medical Schools in India what made you fall in love and eventually marry someone like Ma who has a major in Arts, and he used to say Niki its small imperfections and differences like these that make life so exciting , imagine if everything was perfect then there would be nothing to look for the next day. He always gave Ma half the credit for whatever he achieved , and he always concluded saying son trust your wife at least when it comes to Tax computations :)'

The probability of me finding my perfect match tends to zero, or even better I think I'm in a strong position to believe its zero :)..the reasons fall out as follows
->She should be a grl (this leaves me with half the humans on earth) P1
--->She should be an engineer (this leaves like what 0.000000.....1 the population of women)P2
----->At the time she should be between age 24-28 (divide the above number by 3, assuming the deaths from tom grow exponentially thanks t0 inefficient doctors :)--hi Pa)P3
------>She should appreciate fluids and heat transfer (divide the above number by an appropriate big number)P4
l..................
l............... }--Lots of other factors like Indian..short hair..blah blah.etc.
l......Pi

------->the biggest factor of course she has to be shorter than or equal to my height---->all of the above means..Pn
P(of grl becoming Nikis wife)=~O(p1*p2*p3*......*pn)

LIFE IS ALWAYS A TRADE-OFF

Phew!!!...back to design a hydrogen JT refrigeration system to remove 20W at 20 K...btw if anyone knows anything about JT systems help me I'm in Dire Straits as you can see.

Hail to the UnSunG HeRoEs

As whole of India celebrates the T20 world cup win, I remain silent worried more about whats happening to our national game HOCKEY. I really think its a more demanding and tactful game than cricket; T20 at least.
Our hockey team has done really well in the past but no real appreciation has gone their way. On the other hand you have millions being offered to cricketers and homes being donated by Sahara.
Recently India won the Asian cup and half the people back home dint even know there was a hockey tournament, whats more shocking is that the team entered finals defeating tough teams such as South Korea and the sports minister who was supposed to be the chief guest for the final never even appeared..What an A!@ HOLE.
This blog is dedicated to all those Unsung Heroes who really deserved all the true Appreciation. Good job; hopefully hockey gets more recognition in the future. I'm just a student yearning to rise the awareness of hockey in India, I only wish I can do something better.

Mama Said....

Troubles will come and they will pass....
Go find a woman and you'll find love.....
And don't forget son...
There is always someone above.....

Learn To let Go :)

---Article from The Times of India
We tend to cling to every object in our lives. We hold on to our profession, relationship or possession as if our entire world depends on them. We are so busy clinging to our own lives, that we have forgotten to live with the flow. We are afraid to move ahead, afraid to let go.
Life in essence is like an unobstructed, unrestrained, uncontrolled flow of a river. Life flows at its own pace and the ultimate source of all our pain and sufferings is our tendency to cling to and obstruct the flow. Professional life stagnates, relationships are broken, possessions are lost; all because we refused to let go when we were actually required to let things take their own course.
Why do we cling? We cling because change scares us; we cling because we are afraid to face the unknown, to face challenges; we cling because we feel secure if the status quo is maintained; we cling because we refuse to believe that life can never be static; because we refuse to accept the transience of everything; we believe that everything is in our hands. We do not have enough faith in life and that higher force which is omnipotent and omnipresent. In the chaos of existence, we have lost touch with our higher self. Most of us lead a life which is similar to that of a child who is lost in a crowd, separated from his guardians. He has nobody to place his faith on. He is afraid, insecure, suspicious about everyone and everything.
We live under the false illusion of having everything under our control. The spirit of getting things done becomes a problem when we continue to cling on even after we have exhorted all our efforts. We are overwhelmed by a sense of despair and disillusion when things move beyond our control. It is at this stage we need to learn to let go. Several times relationships are broken just because we tried too hard to make them work. We didn’t give the breathing space they required to grow. We didn’t let go and let them take their own course.
Professionally or personally, once all the efforts are made towards achieving a goal, we must learn to let go and let life take the best course. It might or might not be of one’s choice, but if we have faith, we will realise that it inevitably is the best course. We need to believe that forces above us are far better equipped to make judgments for us. We must learn to have faith in their judgment. Letting go, however, does not mean turning into a fatalist. One cannot sit idle in life and expect life to take care of itself. Karma, the fulfilment of one’s duties is the ultimate objective of all human existence and if we fail to fulfil our duties towards life, life inevitably fails us.
When God gives us dreams, He shares them with us. Whatever we consider our dreams, are actually His dreams and He gives us the capability to realise them. The part we are required to play is to ensure the optimum usage of the capabilities bestowed upon us. And once we have played our part with utmost honesty and effort, we need to let go, step aside and let God step in to fulfil our dreams. After all, they are His dreams, too.

Poetic Murder

The Gibbs equations are of prime importance when it comes to problem solving in any thermal oriented subject. The two equations are 'similar' and give the same information.
GIBBS1: dh=Tds-vdp
GIBBS 2:du=Tds-pdv
But the conditions to apply GIBBS1 and GIBBS2 are different. I always get confused as to which equation is to be applied...so I decided to make a this poem ---

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
Open systems use 'h'
Closed systems use 'u'

Without Me

When sometimes....
The Sky fails to shine..
No moon...Stars missing....
When you are all alone....
When you get scared...
All you have to do is turn back...
And I'll be there filling the empty space :)

When sometimes....
The sky fails to bring sunshine...
No sun...Clouds Filling...
When you get all wet...
When you get scared...
All you have to do is look up...
And I'll be there in every drop...

When sometimes.....
This life fails to make you Smile...
No Happiness...Punishing..
When you get no love..
When you feel all all alone....
All you have to do is...
Think of the first time you had my shoulders....
And I'll be there to support you ALWAYS....

Sometimes...
When I miss you...
When I feel the pain...
All I do is hide it within me...
See you smile

Sometimes...
All you have to know is
WE was is and will always be the better part of ME :)

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SomeDAY....

Someday I'll know
why time moves only forward....
Someday I'll know
why GOD made so many stars and just one sky...
Someday I'll know
why I dance in front of the mirror...Everyday
Someday I'll know
why God aint with -with you and me.....
Someday I'll know
MY way.....
Someday I'll know
why I cry..when I'm not with YOU
Someday I'll know
what true love is....
Someday I'll know
why Romeo fell in love with Juliet....
Someday I'll know
why I just can't sing...
Someday I'll know
If my shoulders are ready to support you....
Someday I'll know
if my love can really move a mountain....
Someday I'll know
why so many questions have no answers...
Someday U'll know
I was the one for you.....
........................................................And that day is not far........

'Lift ' your thought

Scenario 1: You have an elevator( popularly known as lift) ' elevator A' that ascends upward/descends downward at a slow pace meaning acceleration is low.

Scenario 2: You have an elevator say 'elevator B' that has greater acceleration.

Which of the elevators do you think will be more efficient and why?

If your a mechanical engineer, if you cant answer this kill yourself. I'm serious :)

If you consider yourself to be an engineer...give it a shot

All the Best!!!

Ambition

Hurdles???...screw you I only see my goal

Research 2 :)

The more time you take to work on ur research the less you have to show to your advisor :)

Research :)

My take on Research----
Research is nothing and reporting elegantly the nothing you do/did. :)

:)...To My besteeessssstttttt Friend

.....-----><------........

Transmission third world war third round

A decade of the weapon of sound above ground

Ain't no shelter if you're looking for shadeI lick shots at the brutal charade

As the polls close like a casket

On truth devoured

A silent play on the shadow of power

A spectacle monopolized

The camera's eye on choice disguised

Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?

Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?

A spectacle monopolized

They hold the reins and stole your eyes

The fistagons bullets and bombs

Who stuff the banksWho staff the party ranks

More for Gore or the son of a drug lord

None of the above fuck it cut the cord

Lights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

Contact I highjack the frequencies

Blockin' the beltway

Move on DCWay past the days of bombin' mc's

Sound off Mumia Guan be freeWho gottem yo check the federal file

All you pen devils know the trial was vile

An army of pigs trying to silence my style

Off 'em all out that box it's my radio dial

Lights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

Turn that shit upLights out guerilla radio

It has to start somewhereIt has to start sometime

What better place than here

What better time than now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

All hell can't stop us now

tiMinG----???

dented with thoughts and deadlines... I feel that sometimes time is too less in our hands....
My thought: Y cant we think that time can move in parallel...why should it be sequential..are we limited by our senses/perception??
reminds me of an amazing kannada song :)..our band fav
If u come today ur too early (pronounced yarly)
If u come tom ur too late(pronounced too lite)...:d:D:)

The ONE

When I first walked with you
I wondered how did I miss you for such ..
A long time...
The door has opened wide...
As i see your smile behind the bright sky...I wondered
How did i miss you for so long...
Was I blind....

I sacrifice now to YOU without a fight
I walk beside you
Wherever you are
Whatever it takes
No matter how far

And today ...your image
Wandered through my head
I smiled just like a baby
As I lay awake in bed

Im learning all about my life By looking through your eyes....... Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend forever.

Your done ...Long Ago.....

You've wasted your moments
Your time...
Your isolated
Times escaping.....
Your done....you have none....
Your life is now a compromise .....
A meaningless sacrifice.....

Pain is what you get...
Loss is what you will have....
How is this feeling....Is it killing you
I told you...I warned you
But sometimes it falls on deaf ears...
Your life is now a compromise
A meaningless sacrifice....


.....All i can tell u is STAY Alive
In your isolated life........

For ThE sOrE hEaRt

when the end is near...faster than than you think......all you can do SMILE




------leave

Its amazing
How you make your face just like a wall
How you take your heart and turn it off
How I turn my head and lose it all

Its unnerving
How just one move puts me by myself
There you go just trusting someone else
Now I know I put us both through hell

Im not saying there wasnt nothing wrong
I just didnt think youd ever get tired of me
Im now saying we ever had the right to hold on
I just didnt wanna let it get away from me

But if thats how its gonna leave
Straight out from underneath
Then well see whos sorry now
If thats how its gonna stand, when
You know youve been depending on
The one youre leaving now
The one youre leaving out

Its aggravating
How you threw me on and you tore me out
How your good intentions turn to doubt
The way you needed time to sort it out

Im not saying there wasnt nothing wrong
I just didnt think youd ever get tired of me
Im now saying we ever had the right to hold on
I just didnt wanna let it get away from me

But if thats how its gonna leave
Straight out from underneath
Then well see whos sorry now
If thats how its gonna stand, when
You know youve been depending on
The one youre leaving now
The one youre leaving out

The one youre leaving now
The one youre leaving out

Im not saying there wasnt nothing wrong
I just didnt think youd ever get tired of me

But if thats how its gonna leave
Straight out from underneath
Then well see whos sorry now
If thats how its gonna stand, when
You know youve been depending on
The one youre leaving now
The one youre leaving out

Tell me is that how its going to end
When you know youve been depending on
The one youre leaving now
And the one youre leaving out

The one youre leaving now
The one youre leaving out

i RAISE.....frm the DEAD

Most of us are caught up with trepidation inside us....and we all know the only way to RAISE is to defeat it....
Ive compared this feeling to a girl and the name of this girl is FEAR.....the first part Paradise Lost talks about the struggle and the second part Paradise Regained is a small part talking about how he runs into this new girl...STRENGTH


Paradise Lost

Caught in my own mind
Insecurity u created in me....Killing me
Falling in this unknown
Your arms fail to hold me
I fall into your arms.......The ARMS OF SORROW

Little did I notice the EVIL in you
Blinded.....Your Shadow falls on me
Deafened by the ECHO of your voice
Stung by your touch...Poisoned

I'm taking a deep breath
You know ill fight this battle
I will give it all my might
I plunge into...
YOUR arms...The ARMS OF SORROW

Little did I notice the EVIL in you
Blinded.....Your Shadow falls on me
Deafened by the ECHO of your voice
Stung by your touch...Poisoned

As I look to your eyes ...
Your ashamed.....I see fear in your eyes
You exist because I LIVE
Without me I know you will be IMPRISONED

-----------------------------------------------------

Paradise Regained

You will be alone
Kill the daemons inside you
It was not easy....Leaving you
But in the distance I see NEW LOVE NEW HOPE

I run run..
Tired but still..
I plunge into
Your arms.....ARMS THAT SHIELD ME

I leave you
I know you are a SUN
In someone else's sky
Not mine....Your defeated

I run run..
Tired but still..
I plunge into
Your arms.....ARMS THAT SHIELD ME...NEW LOVE NEW HOPE

The Way I see.....IT

Well addicted to Cafe Latte in Star 'bucks' I'm already on the path of spending 2.41'BUCKS'(at least) a day on my coffee."Well I like my coffee as i Like my Women HOT". Well most of the times I go for a single tall latte, at times I prefer double shot latte......--Niki ur goddamn brain is again diverting u frm the reason you wanted this blog to be written.......---
Oopsie hmmm.....now every cup of Starbucks comes with a interesting view point often drilled by someone great and famous and sometimes given by some 'unknown'. Frankly the vIeWs on a tall cup is boring and mundane.....keeping this in Mind I decided to buy a Grande size Latte today...and to my surprise the view was an awesome n interesting one...here it is
' Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge.Wikis gives us a place where anyone who is kind, thoughtful and intelligent can come and join us in building a better and rational world'-Jimi Wales (Founder of Wikipedia)
Well its just not coffee at Starbucks.......

With an Imaginary YOU....

A closed room four walls......

.....the only sound..... echo of ur breath

...a smile seen in the portrait....two hearts so close..

....each giving fate a fighting chance .....

Tomorrow a brand new day brings in hope....a surety of togetherness...

A promise made is a promise kept ....thats a promise.....

Tears never to be shed...if shed remember im here to wipe them off ur face.....

The smile on ur face is the joy of my life......

Memories ignite...An old currency gives new strength...photos stick in the wallet ....

the missing ear....the missing hug...a shoulder feeling light without a small but heavy head missing on it

A kiss for the night...a kiss for the portrait...

Tonight is no different..

The Power of ONE............

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should

One life
With each other
Sisters
Brothers

One life
But were not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other

One...........UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My Sweet Lord...

YOU have given me so much..still I dont even dedicate a a full Hr to you...I've commited so many sins still u always forgive me......I cant see you...i cant feel you...but still there can never be a day without remembering you for atleast a few seconds.....I feel the I'm strongest when Im with you praying...I feel I'm the toughest whn I touch your feet.....My trust and faith in you will never lessen...Thanx for everything..,..wHATEVER i'M wATEVER i DO ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU....

pallavi
krishna nee bEganE baarO
anupallavi
bEganE baarO mukavannu tOrO (krishna nee bEganE baarO)
caraNam 1
kaalaalandhigE gejje niladhabaavuli nilavarNane naaTya maaduta baarO(krishna nee bEganE baarO)
caraNam 2
Odiyalli odigejje beraLalli ongurakoraLalli haakita vajayantimaalE(krishna nee bEganE baarO)
caraNam 3
kaasi peeTambara kaiyalli koLalupushita shreegandha mayallOLagamma!(krishna nee bEganE baarO)
caraNam 4
taayige baayalli jagavannu toritajagadhOdhaaraka namma uDupi shree krishna (krishna nee bEganE baarO)

Trust----->Who??

I was talking to a frnd yest and we were talking bout how things change so fast in so less time...ppl being so friendly all of sudden start hating u...everything turns upside down....pain comes frm the most unexpected quarters sometimes...i also believe in this 'whn ppl give u shit give them more shit '.....i usually dont follow this but at times trust me ive put ppl thru misery till they beg for forgiveness...Not ready to be nice.....also never expect anything good from anyone...everyones fake....they r not as good or worth as u think they are....this is one of my Fav songs reminds me of the college days we used to belt this in our cars and speed....this is Trust from Megadeth---

Lost in a dream
Nothing is what it seems
Searching my head
For the words that you said
Tears filled my eyes
As we said our last goodbyes
The sad scene replays
Of you walking away

My body aches from mistakes
Betrayed by lust
We lied to each other so much
That in nothing we trust

Time and again
She repeats lets be friends
I smile and say yes
Another truth bends,
I must confess

I try to let go, but I know
Well never end til were dust
We lied to each other again
But I wish I could trust

My body aches from mistakes
Betrayed by lust
We lied to each other so much
That in nothing we trust

God help me please, on my knees
Betrayed by lust
We lied to each other so much
Now theres nothing we trust

How could this be happening to me
Im lying when I say, trust me
I cant believe this is true
Trust hurts
Why does trust equal suffering

Absolutely nothing we trust

Also listen to the song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=61VSkYLragA
Megadeth bck to my Gods

A SiLeNt WISH..........

In life small things/events matter more than huge/ important events......U might be hurt when a small belonging given to you by ur love like a signature note ,photo is lost or broken,but it wouldnt matter much to u if you screwed up your car,bike etc......
You tend to remember small unimportant events like the first sms frm ur love ur first conversation with her/him and u would care least bout an SMS frm a friend who conveyed that u got a job...U can remember her/his first smile but you cant remember the name your 1st std teacher u laid the foundation for your success...
How does our brain follow this natural selection process.....whats the criteria for this selection...this being the case im forced to believe that there is a strong relation between two of our organs THE HEART and THE BRAIN.....and it would be Naive to conclude that both function independently....What is this relation??....Well it might require some great math,a complex algorithm,a complicated signal,individualistic dependency,a never ending chemical reaction, to simply put its something only that stays in the complex domain and it would be something always unknown for the less mortal:man...
But the day we get to understand 'this' strange phenomena there would be less people hurt and the world will be a better place to live.....
.....This is MY Silent wish...shhhhhhhh